I'll be back in the high life again

All the doors I closed one time will open up again

Ugh, my server is down so I can't get on my computer. How am I typing this, you ask? Well, it's only my computer that's not working, so I'm sitting at a coworkers desk until she decides to saunter in around 11. I don't like it over here...

Okay, I'm back at my desk. Turns out it had nothing to do w/ my server, but that something was unplugged. I'm a genius. Actually, I didn't even figure it out...my coworker did. So I'm not a genius, but rather a borderline invalid.

I feel pretty today. I think it's the new skirt I'm wearing that hugs my a** just so. I feel classy, but a little slutty, in the "teacher by day, stripper by night" sort of way. Maybe I should make this my new "look."

So...last night watched "The Apprentice." The girls on the show...what b*tches. Don't tell them I said that, they might scratch my eyes out. They make me ashamed to be a woman. I hate them all. Good riddance to Jen C...she made me want to throw things at my tv, but that would only hurt me, not her. I'm completely rooting for the men's team, particularly Andy and John. Andy, b/c he's adorable and the underdog being the youngest...John, well, b/c he's hot. Hot in that completely obvious way, which usually wouldn't do it for me, but I can't help myself. Me likes what I see.

I also watched the same episode of "Sex and the City" that I saw on Tuesday night. How lame is that? But I don't care...it's that good. And I might as well stick w/ talking about tv, but I watched "That 70's Show" and it actually pains me how unfunny it is these days. Topher has always been the base of the show, my reason to watch, and yes, he's still hilarious (it's that delivery, I tell you) but lately he's been looking a little on the creepy side, like an overgrown 16 yr old. It has something to do w/ the shadow of a mustache that always sits atop his lip...I hope it's not there in "Synergy", I don't want it to ruin the movie for me (The script was great...but that doesn't really mean anything).

I read in "Time" that this guy wrote a book called something like "Know-it-all" and it's based on his reading of the entire Encyclopedia Brittanica. I wonder how much of the big "E" I actually read thorughout my life, w/ all the papers and projects and general informational reading I've done. Definitely nowhere near 33,000 pages. F*ck, I can't even get through a 400 page book. Maybe I should set higher goals.

Update: Things are looking so far, so good re: asking for a raise. I've decided next Wednesday is the day. Wish me luck. I'm terrified.
R.

p.s. I'm getting back to my roots...look, no links. I'm sure I'll be all over that later when I'm suffering from extreme boredom. (I decided just now to never mention again my boredom at work...I think I've made my point)